The Royals.

Whoever the hell commissioned this should be shot.

It is so gossipy, and there is so much speculation and while yes The Crown was also mostly speculation, but it was done so much more tastefully. I felt like I was watching the E! News version of the royal family saga. Ugh.

It’s only six episodes but I didn’t finish it. I couldn’t even just let it run in the background. Not my cup of tea.

28 Days.

This film was quite unexpected haha. It showed up on a romcom list, and while it is funny, and there is a love story sort of, it isn’t quite a romantic comedy.

28 Days is about a rehab stint for our main girl (the always amazing Sandra Bullock), who crashes a car, drunk, because she had to go looking for a wedding cake, as she had fallen into the cake at her sister’s wedding. The judge packs her off to rehab (instead of jail), and we watch her journey from defensive, reluctant observer, to actually going through the system and coming out on the other side, a slightly better person, and more able to deal with life.

The good thing about the film, is that it’s not just a happy clappy kinda thing… but on the whole, it’s still just a superficial… well, it’s Hollywood. So yeah.

Unexpected is my verdict. Would I recommend it though… I’m not sure. I mean… there are so very many other movies and TV things to watch…. Haha.

The Flash – season one.

Barry Allen!

Okay, so The Arrow really put me off DC TV shows, but then everyone was raving about The Flash, so I thought okay fine, let’s see how this goes. And funnily enough I really enjoyed it. I think I like the mindless, brainless entertainment, I like the sunny disposition throughout the show (unlike the dark, brooding intensity that is Oliver Queen), and Grant Gustin is just so darned cute.

To be fair, the big bad of the series was totally predictable, and also I am not a fan of Iris West (although I might be the only person to think so – all the panels and interviews I watch, she’s apparently quite beloved…), but the show is interesting and the episodes are fun, and all in all, I think, it’s pretty cool.

On to season two.

Serendipity.

So… a friend of mine – a male friend of mine, it should be noted – was telling me his favourite romantic comedies were ones with John Cusack, to which I was not sure how to respond. The only thing I remember seeing John Cusack in, is Con Air, which isn’t exactly a romcom…

Anyway. I was in Beijing recently, and said friend and I met up, and we decided to drink wine (he drank wine, I drank tea) and watch old movies… and who showed up on my Netflix browser but John Cusack.

In a way, I’m really not a fan of this film. It perpetuates the unicorn myth – at the end of the film, I turned to my friend and said, “No wonder you believe in unicorns.” On the other hand, it is a kinda sweet story… And Kate Beckinsale is bloody gorgeous.

Okay well. If anyone knows where I can find a copy of Grosse Pointe Blank, do let me know. Haha.

The Sum of All Fears.

I’m sorry, Ben Affleck, but Chris Pine’s Jack Ryan is so much better than yours. I suppose, though, it wasn’t your performance. It was the not-great script, the fact that with the exception of Morgan Freeman (who died around halfway into the movie) and the beautiful Bridget Moynahan who really could have been cut out of the film and it would not have made a difference, it was a movie made up completely of boring white men. And when the president has to make tough choices based on the limited info he has, it’s difficult to sympathise with him (unlike in Designated Survivor, where the complexities of every single decision makes every choice a hard one…)

But I suppose it’s unfair to compare a movie made in 2002 to those from this decade. But… I mean, The Matrix is a 1999 film and I still love it… so… yeah.

Not my favourite film.

A Plastic Ocean.

Watched on a CX flight from PEK to HKG. June 2017.

So. I met Craig Leeson because he’s a filmmaker in Hong Kong, and he’s a friend of a friend. I had no idea that he is a journalist, and I had no idea that he was making this film. It’s incredible, and tragic, and so shameful.

The film begins by juxtaposing a beautiful baby pygmy whale with the disgusting pollution in the ocean… The excitement of finally spotting a whale, and then the awfulness of the water all around it. Just terrible.

So the story goes all around the world, following both Leeson and free diver, Tanya Streeter, as they find the plastic story from history and origin to where the plastic is ending up – in the oceans, collected on the ocean floor, floating in the waves, caught in coral. The picture is terrible.

And compounded with this horror, was the fact that I was eating the plane meal, with plastic cutlery, drinking Sprite in a plastic cup. And then we got to the segment in the film where Leeson approaches a number of restaurants and cafes, to get food to go, but asks staff not to put the food or drink in plastic. The difficulty this presents is almost astonishing – except it’s not that astonishing at all. Thinking about my own life and the places I get take out from – sushi in plastic boxes, chicken rice in a styrofoam box, iced tea in a plastic cup… with a plastic straw… and a plastic long spoon….

A Plastic Ocean is a huge wake up call. Though I’m pretty sad to say that I have friends who will watch it and still think it has nothing to do with them. Sigh. It really is a fucking fantastic film. Absolutely loved it.

 

The 24 Hour War.

Watched on a CX flight from HKG to PEK. June 2017.

Phwoar! First of all, the 24 hour races are just crazy. Secondly, I did not know how big a part Ford played in them!!!

The story is incredible. Watching the history of the companies and how they grew, hearing the drivers and the crew talk about the races and how the cars evolved, the history behind the rivalry between Enzo Ferrari’s company and Henry Ford’s company… so compelling, so intense, and so damn dangerous…

Loved it :D